Stresses. Depressed. Internet Obsessed. Needs A Little Rest. JK i don't need rest
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.
this must be what tumblr looks like irl
this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl
it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
FUCK. LOOK AT THEM.
THEM (sorry but yay accidental sabriel gif oh baby)
I saw one fan once describe them as ‘sunlight through a glass of whiskey’ AND YES IF THAT ISN’T EXACTLY RIGHT.
Ok, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.
so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames
How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]