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Stresses. Depressed. Internet Obsessed. Needs A Little Rest. JK i don't need rest

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

This is Daddy Michael don’t even try and argue with me on this.

This is Daddy Michael don’t even try and argue with me on this.

5sos: hey here's our debut album
5sos: btw we're goin on an north american tour lol
5sos: *throws Amnesia EP at your face*
5sos: WAIT HERE'S OUR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
me:
5sos:
me:
5sos:
me: CHILL

ohemmoh:

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR SOCKS OUT TOUR 2015

5sos-official

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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hotdamn5sos:

September 29, 2014 - NYC [x]

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet